WankGate

A small set of videos on Lee Dainton's YouTube channel (Daint66) of Mathew Pritchard (or "Pritchard" for short) a star of the popular MTV show 'Dirty Sanchez' also starred in 'Wrecked' 'Sanchez Get High' 'Balls Of Steel' and 'Dirty Sanchez The Movie'. The original video 'Wankgate' is of Pritchard masturbating or fondling with himself in the back of van and being caught on camera by Lee Dainton (who also starred in all that Pritchard was in except for 'Balls Of Steel') and the rest of their tour crew. The video has since been removed from YouTube probably because Pritchard doesn't want his Mother to see as he said in the 'wankgate reaction vid' There has also been 'wankgate part 2' where it shows and edited video of Pritchard giving oral sex to a sex toy (dildo) weather it was his or not I have no idea.. And finally the 3rd video is of Pritchard wearing a glove and explaining that it's his "wank glove" it's probably Dan Joyce's seems like the sort of thing he would do..

Let's get wankgate# trending on Twitter

by P192GME August 6, 2011

wankatcha

A word with no real definition.

Possible Variations:

wordcatchatoo/word
worddoogle/word
wordsosoglay/word
worddoo doo glay/word

by larstait October 25, 2003

Wankatank

Aus. slang
Four wheel drives that never leave the bitumen. Mostly found on the Mornington Peninsula but occuring in other parts of Australia:

"Those wankatank drivers should all have to undergo appropriate training to be licenced to drive."

by Gari August 26, 2005

wankathon

An extended and rigorous session of masturbation with a duration of not less than 8 hours. Short breaks not exceeding 2 minutes at a stretch are allowed to take care of other personal needs such as bathroom breaks and urgent incoming phone calls. One of the feature points of a wankathon is to control the ejaculation, as otherwise there would not be any wankathon.

Santosh is having an all-night internet chat wankathon.

by Santosh July 30, 2008

Wankathon

An extended, usually corporate, self-congratulatory gathering, as a substitute for doing something for real.

Manager: How can we motivate those programmers to keep working 12 hour days for decreasing pay?

HR Consultant: The most effective way would be to organise a wankathon in a cheap conference centre making out we value their views on agile development and shit like that.

Manager: How cheap?

by Wankauthority September 8, 2011

Wankhandle

(Noun) A person of limited or nil ability, talent or usefulness. Derived from a derogatory term for the penis.

'See that Ed Milliband? A complete wankhandle'

by RoddyFN March 26, 2013

Wankateer

Usually reserved for marketing professionals that come up with ridiculous claims loosely based on science, or more specifically make the science fit the claim by any means possible.

Loot at the marketing wank on this, the wankateers have been busy with this one.

by RCB78 June 9, 2020