wanklette

Diminutive for wanker.

William King (aka kingwilly) is a wanker, but as I refrain from using such harsh words, I describe him as a wanklette as he stole my word "wanklette" and is touting it as his own creation on Urban Dictionary.

by Jet Gorgon March 29, 2008

wankerthon

Alternative to overused wanker that will add further malice to your incriminations

Chris is such a wankerthon, he won't stop ringing me and asking to come over

by Han and Jen October 23, 2005

Wankertwat

A wankertwat is someone who as well as being a complete twat also wanks themselves stupid as well. Wankertwats can be mainly spotted in major cities and towns. They normally wear suits and work in politics.

Due to their excessive wanking and the fact they are complete twats Wankertwats are normally quite blind to what is going on around them which is why they make good politicians.

I refer the honourable wankertwat to comments I made moments ago.

by Terry T November 28, 2006

Wankest

Being more 'wank' than a 'wanker'

That has to be one of the wankest pieces of shit, I've ever saw.

by the anunciator December 10, 2003

Wankittude

1) The level used to measure the wanker-ness of someone or their behaviour

2) The extent to which someone is attractive

1) Wearing a tight muscle shirt and a backwards hat displays a high level of wankittude.

2) The chick in accounts ranks high on the wankittude meter

by justaguy89 January 20, 2011

Wasted Wankertunnity

Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.

DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"

DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"

by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016

wankeltutor

an insult used in similar circumstances to the word wanker, but with a less harsh edge.

you've just been sick on my carpet, you wankeltutor!

by andrew speakman October 9, 2005