Wankerous

Something self-indulgent, of interest only to the person who produced it. This thing inspires rancor.

The blog entry detailing the deep inner thoughts and feelings of the writer was extremely wankerous.

by Giselle G May 3, 2010

Wankton

The name given to a school of jizz floating in the water, after having a wank in the bath.

My flatmate had a wank in the bath and left his Wankton floating around

by Spanky Goes to Hollywood May 11, 2011

Wandersong

A musical platforming adventure game with an emotional story. Play as a silly bard and use music to interact with everything on a journey around the world. Along the way you'll explore, solve puzzles, and meet a huge cast of characters!

Generic gamer dude: "Hey have you heard about Wandersong?"

by OwUwO June 23, 2020

Wankentine's Day

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.

Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.

by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

wankatron

person who wanks a lot

that guy tommy is a real wankatron

by tobeus August 29, 2003

Wangertonialism

The religious practice of worshiping the wang. Often associated with the gay community, but can be practiced by all types of people.

1-Garrick is such a wangertonialist.... i mean, seriously.
2-Dude: Dude are you going to church on sunday?
Gay: Naw dude wangertonialism has service on wednesdays

by Meathammer and Thongbreaker April 9, 2009

wankerdoodle

When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.

Damnit! Rachel just gave me a wankerdoodle... again. I knew she had a penis.

by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006