wankered

The act of drinking so much your completely InSaNe. You could run round town naked and not even remember it when you eventually regain conciousness the next day. A good night out.
"Hahahaah look at critter hes wankered!"
by Mooresy March 03, 2005
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wankered

To be drunk beyond the point of even drunken rationality, one actually believes that inducing more alcohol will make them feel better
I got totally wankered last night and threw up over my brown brogues
by Crispin Whattley August 13, 2005
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wanker

A commonly used Australian/british/new zealand word used to describe a fuckball, jerk, asshole or jackass.
Another word for tosser, which is usually reffered to when someone is being a tool or a complete dick. The term is usually asscossiated with one who masturbates regularly. Often reffered to as having a wank, hence the term wanker (one who wanks).
mike:"oi dickhead move ya fuckin car outta the way...ya blockin the traffic ya fuckin wanker!"

Jack:"Yea have a wank will ya mate!"
by u r cool April 20, 2005
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wanker

Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey.
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!
He persisted on calling our game 'soccer' when it's really football. What a wanker.
by Ivy Oh August 07, 2003
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wankers

A cheifly British term used to identify one who masturbates.
"Get that kid off my ice you little wankers!"
by Frost March 12, 2004
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wankered

drunk, pissed, blathered, sloshed, laagered up
by Gavin \'n\' ogg March 31, 2003
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Wanker

A person who spends galacticlly large amounts of time on exceptionally pointless or fruitless activities.
'For fuck's sake...Bob's been fucking around with the clutch on that car all day! What a wanker!'.
by Bernmeister September 29, 2010
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