Wanked Out

Exhaustion brought on by excessive masturbation.

"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

Wanked all over

Occurs mainly whilst playing any form of game or even if you feel like it in everyday life

I was playing a game of FIFA and I wanked all over some nit but he got the win

You better fuck off before I wank all over you
I was playing chess and I got that motherfucker in checkmate needless to say he was about to be wanked all over

by torkyj February 3, 2020

Wanked The Flamingo

A synonym for "Drop the Ball." And abreviated it is WTF.

Dave: Hey did you finish the project?
Dan: No, I had hockey. Sorry, I Wanked the Flamingo.
Dave: WTF? You WTF. Not cool.

by dbest555 January 7, 2010

wanked flat

When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat

The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.

by Dlctionarydotcom January 1, 2015

Wanked-Blind

To be absolutely screwed over

"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."

"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."

by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017

Ferociously-Wanked

When a woman wanks off a man more vigorously than usual.
Better than the average wank!!

My mate Steve was Ferociously-Wanked in a hotel room at the weekend. He loved it!

by LilSdaD March 17, 2008

Toe wanked

A very bad sexual experience

Girl: Can i use my toes to toss you off?
Boy: Oh hell no! Thats disgusting.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Mike and that girl last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man i heard he got toe wanked.

by Milziz November 14, 2009