wankatic

A person, or animal, who is obsessed with masturbation.

That Limp Jimmy bloke is such a chronic wankatic - he beats the meat all day long.

by Fuktard April 11, 2007

Wanganite

1. A rock like object found in men's trousers.

2. A rock that has formed in the shape of a penis.

3. The only way to kill Supermans erection.

Look I found some wanganite!!!!

That guys got some wanganite

by ITS A ME!!! April 26, 2009

wankalitus

a common disease which many people both male and femal can have.

If you have wankalitus you find the urge to frequently crack one off no matter where you are.... even if you are in a public place like at the back of a classroom in a boring philosophy lesson. Men that have wankalitus often use public toilets as they do not need to worry about shooting their load over their own toilet

by Jordan Mowat September 10, 2005

Wankation

When you haven't jacked off in a while.

*Girl jacks guy off*

Girl: OMG! thats a lot of damn cum.

Guy: Yeh well ive been on wankation.

by Masterman09999 August 7, 2011

wonkatater

When an edge weld looks like shit/the weld falls off to one side

Yeah, looks good except the beginning was wonkatater.

by Daddy Buick June 23, 2017

Wankette

A female wanker. A lady that likes to strum. Rocker (male) rockette (female)

My missus likes a fiddle, she's a right wankette

by The bongolist September 17, 2019

wonkatier

Someone who’s a professional wanker and has been doing it for a long time

Look Julie it’s a wonkatier

by Cute baby armadillo August 15, 2021