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utter wank stain

The worst sort of cunt. Someone who acts like a dick all the time.
by Sheggles2point0 April 22, 2018
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Cum Guzzling Wank Stain

Fighting words. To insinuate someone is a perpetual stain of semen always refreshing itself atop its uncleaned crust. Not even a person rather an unborn piece of shit whose accomplished nothing but negativity.
Someone who has become so bound up in their own lies as they cave in could be called a cum guzzling wankstain.
Anyone you dont like could be called one frankly.
A shitty person who surrounds themselves with other shitty people n situations

Donald Trump is a real cum guzzling wank stain on twitter.
Voldemort is one too.
by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020
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shitty wank stain

Someone who shits whilst wanking...
by Wonka August 11, 2018
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anal wank stain

improbably unpleasant and useless person
my ex-boyfriend's an anal wank stain
by bobbybollox September 8, 2009
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rancid wank stain

A mix of a fine Mexican tequila with the ultra creamy Irish baileys, also referred to as the Irish siesta. By relly and holdie
Those rancid wank stains will sure do ya over!
by Holdielocks April 28, 2023
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son of a wank stain

Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain
by MentalBatmanFTW April 16, 2014
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Wank-Stains

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.
Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.
by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018
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