wancey

Wonderful; amazing; super; fabulous beyond comprehension.

Dude, that movie we watched last night was just absolutely great, almost wancey!

by Wanceknobbabooshian citizen April 8, 2022

chancey wancey

chance is the funniest, sweetest, prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She laughs a lot and is an energetic soul. shes one of a kind.

girl: CHANCEY WANCEYYY WE MISSED YOUUU

chance: *laughs*

by lm.faoo October 29, 2023

Wankey

1. N. A geemail-based email thread, where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.

2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.

3. V. To contribute to said email thread.

4. Adj. Wankey-related.

1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!

2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"

3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.

4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.

by yablochko July 20, 2008

Wankey

noun: A Wanking Hankerchief

A shirt, sock, towel or any piece of material that is used to wank into. This material can be used several times before it is washed. It can be found under the beds of many males but can be carelessly left out.

I went to Josh's joint last night and went to borrow a shirt and accidently pulled out his wankey

by Trez_City December 14, 2006

Ozzy wankey

Those cheating australian wankers, who are shite at rugby.

the 2003 rugby world cup

by Not a cheating australian November 22, 2003

wet wankey

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.

I gave you a wet wankey.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

waniel

When a stupid individual does something incredibly stupid even surpassing there own stupidity.

You did what, you absolute fucking waniel.

by KINGSTRUTTY March 18, 2017