Moonyang Wangler

A person who gets pussy by persuading or cleverly manipulating a woman

Fuckin' ol Jerry is at it again tonight try ta hustle up that pussy. He’s a real moonyang wangler.

by Craftyweasel02 May 30, 2020

Wange

a cross between a flange and a wanker.

she's a wange

by sainthood June 26, 2020

Wangerd

Wan a man has full erection, and somebody else kicks him in the penis, causing it to go up at a 90 degree angle.

AH! Bill got wangerd.

by Jack notblack but white April 19, 2009

Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.

The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.

by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019

Me Wantee

It's an expression used when you desire something. It literally means "I Want (it)!" It also means: I accept, take, admit
or receive (it).

-Would you like to go out with me tonight?
-Yes, me wantee!

by Mick Scott Saint Rj October 23, 2008

Peter Wanged

Trying to rip someone off and getting Owned Hard back instead.

He tried to rip me off but I Peter Wanged his ass.

by xxclandestinexx March 8, 2009

Wanger Hanger

When a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, passed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.

Past-Tense: wung hung

Bree gave Bauer a massive "Wanger Hanger" when he was passed out on the beach chair.

by don mico June 11, 2006