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wampus tookus

A generally satisfying female buttocks, that is well shaped, balanced and carries adequate weight in relation to her overall size; as compared to ratio.
“Gee Marvin, I never quit appreciated the fact that Marguerite always carries with her a wampus tookus that compliments her figure.”

“Good observation indeed sir. A wampus tookus that woman rightfully does carry.”
by The Ousting February 3, 2012
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warpuss

A pussy that has seen a lot of action, akin to a soldier in a war. Such pussy looks and feels battle worn and tested.
Person 1: “She belongs to the streets, she got that warpuss.”
by Themerhodman5 June 27, 2022
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wumpussexual

Wumpussexual is where you are sexually attracted to Wumpus. Wumpus is the well-known mascot of Discord. So if your wumpussexual then you are sexually attracted to Wumpus.
Bruh wumpus is so hot. I'm so wumpussexual
by myfer_defines June 22, 2023
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Wampus

A person that is a little off, slow or just a stupid dumbass fool
Please excuse my friend for speaking like that, he is a little wampus.
by Mr2 spyder May 22, 2016
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Wampus

My mom: "AWW! Who's my little wampus?"
Cat: "Meow........"
by That One Chick9 August 26, 2009
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Wampus Pussum Cat

A mythological feline. Usually with a bad attitude. Capable of wreaking havoc and discord. It's like a Tasmanian Devil, but in cat form..
Watch out for the Wampus Pussum Cat in the woods..
by Eric Hanks May 21, 2008
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Wampus Cat

A stale, often run through abyss; a gaping smelling vagina; a slut that frequents music festivals for the bubble hash; a groupie that follows the Indiana native John Mellencamp; a majestic paradox for a bottomless pit
Minks has wampus cat attributes.

Dammmnn, do u smell that wampus cat, that shit was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
by I am Wampus Cat September 19, 2011
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