Wall walker

Someone new to an organisation who is so rubbish they would walk into a wall an still keep trying to go forward.

Man these wall walkers are doing my swede in. Look at that one there, couldn't open a door if he tried.

by Krusty71 May 16, 2017

Willy Wanker

A small guy with pubes longer than his dick

Guy1: My friends call me a willy wanker
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: Since my pubes are so long, every time I beat my meat I just pull on my pubes...
Guy 2: HA....Willy Wanker...

by bigShmoke February 19, 2017

Wall walker

A booger that is sticky and attached to the side wall of a person’s nostril and unable to be blown or picked from the nose.

Jimmy picked and blew his nose repeatedly and could not get the wall walker to come loose.

by John boy Walton December 30, 2019

Willy Wanker

A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate

Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass

by Zingle Zimbabwean December 3, 2022

Willy wanker

A guy who is a faggot and disrespects girls often a sextist hates himself and try's to act cool. Has a small penis and is around 14 to 20

Girl 1Did you see Jake he is such a Willy wanker
Girl2 Ya he told me to go to the cafateria and make him a burger.

by Payne_Empire November 29, 2016

Willy Wanker

Wanking inside everything except women because your too fuckin' stupid. The name also came from a pissed off parent at a shitty event/scam at Glasgow, UK.

I am Willy Wanker motherfuckers!

by blackgays69 December 2, 2025

wallytacker

A penis large enough that when they spin back and around again it stretches and touches there asscheeks

Holy shit, did you see that guys wallytacker? Yea dude, when he turned around it stretched all the way to his fuckin asscheeks

by Muncey March 10, 2005