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Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018
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Wankypeas

A dish of green peas which someone has, with or without permission, ejaculated onto. This most commonly occurs with mushy peas or pea soup, as the semen can be stirred in so the person eating the dish is unaware of the hidden ejaculate.

While this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for wankypeas. This can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra semen to season their pea dishes.

It is considered a delicacy in Venice.
"Don't you think this pea soup tastes funny?"

"Yeah, when you went to the toilet, I spunked in it. Enjoy your wankypeas, loser!"
by Nielzor October 21, 2009
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wakka

That sound from Pac-Man. You know!
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Wacky Paki

A racist term used to describe anyone of Middle-eastern descent (not always Pakistani.)
That bomber is not only wacky but he is also a paki. Therefore he's a wacky paki.

Alec is a wacky paki
by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008
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Wakkie nu nu

An exclamation of extreme dissatisfaction when retirement money is going down the drain. It is often spoken when bleach and detergent neutralize each other.
Wasting all your laundry money is wakkie nu nu!
by Gee-day January 17, 2008
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wanky doodles

Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!
I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!
by Halevi January 29, 2015
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Shanky Wanky

The secret, dangerous, fifth teletubby. He's Tinky Winky's cousin. He'll cut you.
Ill pull a Shanky Wanky on you!
by CrankyCripple July 23, 2010
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