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Waitrose

A shop that is the same as Tesco, Morrison's, and Sainsbury's yet it charges three times the price for the same product and is full of people who are extremely uptight.
Person 1: Ok, See you later I'm off to Tesco's
Rich Snob: TESCO? YOU BLITHERING IDIOT I ONLY SHOP AT THE MOST EXQUISITE SHOP THERE IS!
Person 1: What shop is that?
Rich Snob: WELL IT'S WAITROSE OF COURSE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL
Person 1: Why charge three times the price for something you can get much cheaper?
Rich Snob: I'll have you know Waitrose only supplies it's customers with the most richest delicacies in the whole of Britain. I suggest you walk away you peasant.
by -AW0DOA]FOAW-F0IAW[E9FE[A9IFEA October 24, 2019
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Waiters Gonna Wait

Another way to say/add-on to the phrase "Haters Gonna Hate".
by Foreverafuckingfangirl. October 9, 2012
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Waiter voice

1. Convincing soft voice. 2. Oftein used to ask for favors i.e. food in restaurants usually accompanied with a soft smile.
Damn i hate when Rosie uses her waiter voice to make me clean the lane full ob blueberries.
by DulceBrisa April 20, 2018
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French Waiter

When one gives oral sex, but uses their teeth too much
She gave me a total french waiter
by taletotell November 18, 2020
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Fate's a waiter

Another phrase that means "Justice has been served." Probably derived from a joke involving the definition of "served" and exactly who the server would be in this case. In any case, Fate seems to serve Justice in this manner.

syn: "Fate's been a waiter"
ant: "Fate's no waiter"
I see that your purse was returned to you, it's obvious that Fate's been a waiter on this one.
by Josh Peters August 9, 2004
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waitress

a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.
customer: "This tea tastes like crap!"
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you."
customer: "no, don't bother i just want to know why you idiots can't ever get what i order right."
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i'm not paid enough to do that."
(real conversation)
by lovedbyhim September 7, 2007
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Waiter Butt

Service industry related buttock chafing as a result of humid and hot conditions whilst waiting tables. Scientific documentation of waitress butt has yet to be proven, as females are less likely to discuss such an ailment.

Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?
"Have you seen Dave? He just got double sat."

"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."

"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.

"Waiter butt will do that to you."

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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"

"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."
by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006
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