Belgian Waffle Iron

When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.

Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!

by R4G1NGERM4N1 November 13, 2011

Waffle Iron

A terrible practical joke or rude method of taking revenge. The attacker defecates on the offender's laptop keyboard, then shuts the lid tightly, thus smashing the feces into the keys. The feces take on the shape of the keys, like a waffle.

"You won't believe this. Someone gave my laptop a Waffle Iron last night after the party."

by ProgressiveMexican November 12, 2009

blue waffle iron

The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can

"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."

by IronMakezBest September 15, 2017

wafflefrogg

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by anonymous June 6, 2021

Waffle Iron

When you poop in someone's laptop and then close it

I just gave the teacher a waffle iron. That'll teach that bitch not to give me detention!

by Epic Butters 69 September 7, 2019

waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.

When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.

Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!

by cyn1c4l April 30, 2006

waffle iron

its definately a maxi pad

aw man you gotta change your waffle iron, you smell like fish.

by KDawg. September 13, 2006