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waffling

To be unsure of an issue. To have your opinion change constantly.
Jim: I think all babies should be aborted. No wait, thats murder! On the other hand, shouldn't it be the decision of the mother depensing on the circumstances?

Jack: Stop waffling, or I'll kick you in the balls.

Jim: Fine, we'll abort all babies.

Jack: Now your talking!
by Shai August 22, 2004
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Waffelmingle

An interesting variety of mollusk whose territory is limited to the Eastern Pacific Ocean and whose diet consists mainly of other shellfish. Known by famed biologist John Venn of Cornell University as the "vulture of the sea".
"Man, you're like a waffelmingle the way you eat those goddamn cheetos."
by Njord Fingerturner April 23, 2003
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Wafflenigger

A woman/man who uses other men/women as pawns in relationships to get sexual, and consensual desire. A man/woman who dates two or more people at the same time, but each partner has no clue of the situation they’re in.
Wow, that chick Karen was such a wafflenigger! She cucked Ricardo, and Alejandro!
by Wafflenigger June 11, 2020
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Waffling

1. Bob's hands are really big, so waffling with him was a little awkward.

2. Are Jack and Jill a couple? They are always waffling when they walk to class together.
by Yknow March 12, 2012
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waffling

Waffling or, to be waffly, is to lose yourself in talking rubbish. To speak about nothing but mention everything.
by the bg August 20, 2004
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Waffeling

Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.
Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*
by Slaperrific December 20, 2016
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waffling

While receiving a blow job, pull one's dick out of girls mouth, raise girl's head and proceed to slap her face with both hands simultaneously creating a waffle like impression on her face. Follow by releasing splooge on her face to serve as butter or syrup, whichever you prefer.
Leroy: What is wrong with that skeezer's face?
Tyrone: She must have received a severe waffling!
by T.O.W.M. February 22, 2008
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