wad

A man's ejaculation

I blew my wad on her face
I blew a wad in my pants after seeing that girl

wad by SomeRandomPerson111 May 5, 2009

wad

a delicious brownie-like dessert invented, made, and named, by Glen in the movie "Accepted".

Glen: "look what i did"
Bartleby: "ugh! what are those?"
G: i call 'em GlenWads. they contain every delicious flavor in every single bite, try one"
B: "i'm not gunna lie to you, they look discusting."
G: "this shit will get you high on flavor alone"
Blonde Chick: "glen, i love your wads."

-later-

Hoyt: "what are you doing?"
Bartleby: "i'm eatin' a wad."

wad by capitan chevale January 3, 2008

Wad

A man who dates everyone in sight

Jess: "I just hooked up with Jamie the other day! Aren't we such a cute couple?"
Thomas: "Nah, don't date him. He's a wad. He's dating your mom, your cousin, and your sister."

Wad by Whatevergurl July 10, 2015

WAD

acronym for "what a disgrace"...kinda says it all!

When a person doesn't live a tip after good service, I say: WAD (What A Disgrace!).

When you don't leave the big piece 'o chicken for your guest, I say WAD (What a Disgrace!).

When I see men wearing short, stained, T-Shirts with big beer guts sticking out...What do I say? WAD...What a disgrace!

WAD by pattio November 16, 2010

wad

“Wad” is a males version of wap. Wet ass dick.

That man totally has a wad.

wad by Hana Depp October 13, 2020

WAD

Stands for wet ass dick, just like how the WAP stands for wet ass pussy

Now from the top, make it drop, that’s a WAD, that’s a WAD

WAD by hamburger2020 December 9, 2020

WAD

Short for "What a dog", originated in the Saisho world of wacraft guild, used as a greeting, insult or expression of boredom.

Bloody Jono, he wad on us again ! I'll never get the sun eater from heroic mechanar !

WAD by badphotographer September 4, 2007