WTFHITS?

What the fucking hell is this/that shit?

Someone is surfing at internet, reading the news and watch the article "The World’s Biggest Insect Is So Freaking Huge It Can Eat a Carrot" and then shout: WTFHITS?

by hs99 December 3, 2011

wtmff

Abreviation of "What the motherfucking fuck?" Used to express intense confusion, exasperation, or misunderstanding. Can also be stated as "WTMFSQUARED."

"Hey man, I brought you this dead cat carcass."
"WTMFF, dude?! Throw that shit away!"

OR

"I'm not gonna be able to get you that half today, dog."
"WTMFSQUARED, man? You promised."

by reptar bars May 14, 2009

wtfhm

Means What The Fucking Hell Man.
A Sentence used everyday in modern working life.

What The Fucking Hell Man, That Shit Was Supposed To Be Here 2 Hours Ago!

by kopykatkilla February 22, 2005

WTFH?

What the fucking hell

Guy: Hey guess what
Other Guy: What?
Guy: My dog ate my underwear *troll face*
Other guy: WTFH??

see wtf and wth

by Troll_Face1810 January 1, 2012

WTMFIGO

Stands for "What the mother f***** is going on?" (also see WTF)

Commonly used in IM conversations:

"OMG, you guys went 2 the movies w/o me? r u trying to phase me out? WTMFIGO?"

by MLCS January 18, 2006

WTMHP

Abv. Welcome to my house party. Used in texts to biddies and hashtagged Fbook posts.

i.e. Yo slut skank whore slam titties. WTMHP.

or

When tagging picture:
Look at all these prostitiute slut whores dancing on my d. #WTMHP

by Iknowinterestingwords April 21, 2014

WTFH mode

When a car or truck's onboard computer stops working and the vehicle shuts down.forcing you to walk home Your car's onboard computer is now in WTFH mode. Walk the fuck home mode.

I was driving home and my cars onboard computer got stuck in WTFH mode, So I had to walk the rest of the way

by Tnick October 2, 2005