WTJP

What The Jount Piece - Similar to WTF. An expression of surprise in response to anyone or anything. See jount.

You are at home and a pink half giraff half Tupac mutant falls through your roof.

You: WTJP!?

by Ben October 24, 2004

WTJS

An acronym for What The Jack Squat. A means of expressing extreme levels of anger or tightness. Is synonymous for WTFT (What The French Toast).

Brandon is becoming a vegetarian!?

WTJS!!

by gingerbreadman13 February 6, 2019

Wtjp

Well that's just peachy

Daughter: The next procedure I get is my 80k Kylie Jenner plastic surgery makeover.

Dad: wtjp

by Texas Princess Peach September 22, 2020

WTJF

WTJF means “what the Jesus fuck?” It’s an expression used when things go wrong.

WTJF, What the Jesus fuck, just happened on the street?

by JohnDoebroadrun February 2, 2023