Popped Worthy

A statement or action worthy enough to cause the person who said or did it to get popped

Person 1: Damn, David just said Dan's mom is fat!
Person 2: That's popped worthy!

by Eeeyeah November 29, 2018

Weiner Worthy

Being desirable enough to stick one's penis in. A woman worth wetting one's willie in. A gal who a guy would want to fuck.

Nicole worried that by the time she was in her late 40's that she would no longer be weiner worthy.

by theinstigator October 1, 2016

bed worthy

Same as Fuckable or Shag Worthy. Someone who is attractive enough to have sex with but not necessarily a relationship with. Or someone you are on the fence about sleeping with.

Janet: Okay...I'm going to show you his picture. He's kind of cute...I think.

Kate: (After viewing the picture) Totally bed worthy.

by Scarlett Letter February 4, 2012

fap worthy

Means porn pictures or regular hot pictures of a hot guy or girl thats worth masturbating to.

Girl: Hey I got my modelin pix.

Boy: DaYUM WOMAN! These fine pictures of you are fap worthy!

by anthone February 6, 2006

iTunes Worthy

A term used after an American Idol performance meaning that you would be willing to buy the contestant's song via iTunes.

When Adam Lambert sang "Mad World" I knew it was iTunes Worthy.

by Music Addict 666 April 7, 2010

Wank Worthy

When you find a girl that TANTALISING you could wank over her, that means she's wank worthy.

Joe: "Yooo bro look at this chick, man she's wank worthy, might have to knock one out to her later!"
Myles: "Shes dank bro send me her snap!"

by JoeMango April 30, 2019

Text Worthy

1. When something happens and you feel the need to absolutely text someone about it.

2. When you remember an old joke or something from the past and you text a friend to reminisce about it.

Jason: I just thought of the time you got pulled over for going 30 mph over the speed limit, and I was like dang that is so text worthy!
Adam: Haha, that was so ridiculous.

by Tizz Mizzle June 27, 2007