wookie

massive, dark, hairy, screaming waste matter discharged through the anus.

Boogie: Where you goin' Lamar?
Lamar: I gotta go crank out a big, brown, wrought-iron wookie, Boogie.

by Captain Newell November 7, 2007

Wookie

Another slang nick name for a Female Marine

Hey there wookie, get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!!!

by Dis-grunt-led0331 July 4, 2010

wookie

The person you care about the most, the person who makes you feel so bubbly your just about to explode and release thousands of butterflies, the person you who can actually make you laugh out loud, its undescribable how great they make you feel... ya dig?

who is that cutie? oh she is my Wookie.

by C.A.R February 25, 2009

wookie

Someone that is very tall with long hair and an unkempt beard

I did it all for the wookie

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

wookie

The balls of hair that collect or gather and build up on the floor. They will often become entangled around feet or stuck to sweaters. Wet wookies will sometimes clog the shower drain.

"Chrissy was so drunk she passed out on the floor and snuggled with the wookies"

by lilcrazyone December 17, 2007

Wookies

Having fake shoes of any brand.

Also Used: Wooks

Did you see that guys wookies.

by (3oh!3) October 30, 2008

wookie

its like a monkey like chubaka from starwars kinda of like mike and hairy monkey that doesnt shave like yazbek.

mike is like a wookie!

by qtlil me July 2, 2005