Washington Woodsman

When a man takes a girl to the woods then asks for her cell phone and then tells her im going to put it in your ass or your walking home.

I told my ex-girfreind that we were going camping and gave her the Washington Woodsman.

by Mr. Washington him self September 28, 2009

Woodsend

Small town in urmston where everyone thinks that they’re on something special when they just sit on Lytham park and sniff cocaine all day. What tramps. All the little Chavvy 13 year old neeks sit in a park on a bench inhaling cancer into their lungs and rolling up with rizzler with “bacceh” inside of it with no filter just straight cancer. Barely any of the small nitty population are black and paki kids they are all just trampy white scroats who run round small shitty woodsned skate park thinking they are some sort of “hood” gang. Fuck woodsend. And fuck all the 13 year old slaggy girls giving butt at a bus stop.

Let’s go woodsend and get sucked off at a bus stop

by Fuck nittys January 12, 2021

Hungarian Woodsman

When you are clean shaven and eat someones ass out so good it looks like you have a full beard.

I was eating Jessica's ass and came up with a Hungarian woodsman.

by Leon the Noel January 14, 2009

Woldsmen

Weird, ugly, inbred men from East Yorkshire, known to shout 'woldsmaaaan' for no aparant reason, and go months without touching a female.

He has an IQ of under 10, he must be a member of the woldsmen

by Saganh February 20, 2017

woodsman

that one guy from over the garden wall who got tricked by the beast into thinking his daughter was dead and her soul was in a lantern (the beasts soul was actually in it), but then some kid figured out how dumb that was so he killed the beast
he also didnt realize that all this time he was (technically) killing people because the trees he cut down to fuel the lantern were people

person 1: aw man i feel so bad for the woodsman like bro
person 2: same

by foxy_6471 June 10, 2024

Primitive Woodsman

A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.

The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.

by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016

Primitive Woodsman

A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.

The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.

by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016