wise

Northern Ireland slag to attempt to persuade someone to come to their senses

"here wise geez one"

by Gerard June 22, 2004

wise

© a sarcastic way of showing someones not so cleverness, said when someone makes a wild comment or doesnt understand something simple.

what is their house number?
number 26.
arent you "wise", their phone number !

by mombasaandteamK October 21, 2009

wise

to be smitten with someone. your huge smile makes you look retarded and therefor wise is actually the least approriate word, but that is kinda why it works.

"Look at that guy. He's so wise he's never gonna be the same"
"Look at her. That's about as wise as you can be"

by darkabove May 20, 2005

wise

A wise is a person who belongs to a subculture of people called gingers. A wise can easily be distinguished by their flaming red/orange hair. Also a wise is ultra sensitive to even the most minuscule amounts of UV rays, also called sunlight, and usually are seen using SPF 60+ sunscreen.

It would suck to be a wise because they have no soul.

Hey Hey Hey Wise!!

I know a wise that uses sunscreen at night so he doesn't get moon burn.

by longboard January 13, 2011

Wisely

A fat ugly person who is in loved with a girl called Elsa

Wisely is jealous to Edbert

by Nobody Anonymous %$^ August 28, 2019

wise girl

You are a smart ass, and you read too much Percy Jackson.

Hey wise girl.

by WiseGirl1113 June 3, 2017

David Wise

David Wise... The best music composer of all time! He made the unbelievable soundtrack for the Donkey Kong Country series. Aquatic Ambiance, the water music from Donkey kong Country 1, is simply overpoweringly beautiful. I'm tearing as I type this, just thinking about it.

Wow, David Wise! You're even more awesome than Tyranitar!

by Snebulizer/Nih +grr February 22, 2004