Can't whoop me

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away

Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!

by Agra April 1, 2004

Whoobie

A character, often a particularly weak villain, that is so pathetic they make you feel sorry for them. They are usually very familiar with affectionate "aww"s and typically make you want to give them a hug and take care of them.

Person One: "That character is such a whoobie."

Person Two: "Oh I know! I just want to give him a big hug and take him home with me! He looks like a sad puppy!"

by CrimsonRainbow June 15, 2013

Social Whooer

One who, when in public, with the help of alcohol and large groups of people, starts to make "WHOOING" noises at the most inane things.

Geoff: Hey, I'm buying drinks for my friends.

Ted: WHOO! SHOTS!

Geoff: Not you, Social Whooer.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 8, 2009

whoop-de-fucking-doo

a sarcastic reply to someone who won't quit boasting.

Mike: I just climbed Mt. Everest in 5 hours with no climbing gear!
Donovan: well whoop-de-fucking-doo

by Mr_Blanko February 5, 2005

can of whoop-ass

noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain

If I don't get my way, I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass.

by Blackmac November 24, 2003

whoop ass

\`whoop 'ass\ n.

A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause major damage to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of destruction. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.

"If you don't shut up i'm gonna open up a can of whoop ass!"

"If you go ahead with that plan, you're gonna see me open up a can of whoop ass on you!"

by Comic Relief February 27, 2005

Whoop Dee Fucking Doo

another term for "I don't really give a shit" - meaning you don't really care

"Did you know that Sharons Mothers next door neighbours nephew won the Lottery?"

"Whoop Dee Fucking Doo!"

by E Mayler October 15, 2008