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kirk wellsian

An act that can be characterized as pervy and/or completely over the top and unnecessary (usually at the detriment of whatever you're supposed to be doing at the time).
Your decision to knit 500 sweaters and photograph adolescent girls instead of attending the mandatory meeting was very Kirk Wellsian.
by Tsika January 19, 2008
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Wells

Any drink prepared with liquor deemed by a particular bar as "wells". All bars have different brands of "wells liquor". Usually this is their cheapest liquor and is used in most drinks unless a specific brand of liquor is "called" (requested).
See call.
Special: $2 Shots. (Wells)
by Wester97 March 30, 2004
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Wellston Ohio

A small city located in southern Ohio, most businesses are boarded up and closed, the city is drug infested.
Home of the wellston rockets the most underfunded high school athletic program in the state. The people of wellston dress gangster and try to make rap music despite having Appalachian accents and living in a small city of only 6000 people.

On a high note wellston has excellent Chinese food.
"Alteast I don't live in Wellston Ohio anymore".

"Hey Bob what is there to do in wellston besides pills?"
Bob: "eat Chinese food at Johnny's and ride lawnmowers."
by estabanroso February 7, 2015
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Pulling a Wells Fargo

Definition 1: Adding ambiguous and uncalled for fees to a product or service and only informing the customer of them by hiding the terminology deep in a document.

Can also mean: When an error or issue is brought to your attention and you refuse to take personal responsibility for it.
Bro 1: "Agh, I just bought these french fries but they charged me for the ketchup. When I bought this up the cashier pointed to a small sign on the bathroom door saying they were now charging for ketchup"

Bro 2: "Dude, they are totally pulling a Wells Fargo"
by Well_Skywalker December 17, 2011
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harrison wells

A very smart person who masks themselves as a cripple but is actually faster than the flash. Also has a tendency to kill mothers.
"I killed your mother"

"Wow whadda Harrison Wells"
by Meme/Paul February 17, 2018
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Wellsie

Derived from the activities of loudmouthed, cockney, sexist, racist, tactless, west ham loving alcoholic.

Often seen masquerading himself as a sales exec and with delusions of management skills.

Someone prone to extended periods of absence from place of employment followed by highly creative excuses. Usually after payday or westham games.
To pull a Wellsie.
Wait until pay day. Ideally close to a West Ham game.
Get totally blotto and maybe get into a fight.
Dont phone in sick the first day. Instead use this time to think of an ellaborate excuse to use on your glorious return to work.
by John Hipkiss July 12, 2006
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Orson Welles

Was an influential American film director, writer, and actor. Though he is most well known for his infamous 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast and his 1941 directoral debut Citizen Kane, considered by many to be the greatest film ever made, Welles has done far more than that.

Welles is often seen as a genius and one of the greatest filmmakers ever, yet, due to problems he had in Hollywood after the release of his first two films, Citizen Kane and The Magnificent Ambersons, he is also seen as a fallen giant and a commercial failure. Welles was also very overweight for the latter half of his life.
You know who is a great filmmaker? Orson Welles!

I feel more betrayed than Orson Welles after Hollywood butchered The Magnificent Ambersons.

Go on a diet you Orson!
by ShotgunAndy June 17, 2008
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