by Woody Harrison December 4, 2012
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by Deanna Walsh August 21, 2007
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While getting head from a girl, punch her in the stomach as you are cumming, so it will come out of her nose and look like tusks.
by John January 14, 2005
Get the Walrus mug.A Walrus is a strange creature, it lives in the state of Maine in the US. The Walrus kind (Plural is Walri) are somewhat short, have freckles, contain fair amounts of blubber, and wear black hoodies. Always. Their black hoodies act as Walrus Armor, and protect them from everything but Walrus Powder, which can only be formed using a secret formula involving eraser shavings. Walrus Powder is the only known way to defeat a walrus.
Walri used to cover the entire Sandwich Islands, eating their Walri sandwiches and growing lots of blubber. Walri like growing blubber. Then the British invaded the Sandwich Islands, forcing all the Walrus kind to get on their Walri boats and attempt to make for new land. Except the Walri grew to much blubber and all their boats sank, except for one lonely Walrus who made his way to small town of Lebanon, ME, where he resides today.
Walri used to cover the entire Sandwich Islands, eating their Walri sandwiches and growing lots of blubber. Walri like growing blubber. Then the British invaded the Sandwich Islands, forcing all the Walrus kind to get on their Walri boats and attempt to make for new land. Except the Walri grew to much blubber and all their boats sank, except for one lonely Walrus who made his way to small town of Lebanon, ME, where he resides today.
Did you see that walrus? You can can distinguish it from a human by its freckles, black armor, and blubber!
by neveragainfool October 27, 2014
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Grif: A walrus.
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?
Grif: A walrus.
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?
by shreik January 17, 2008
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by TheGuy124 August 4, 2017
Get the Walrus mug.After oral sex, when the woman or still has the semen in his or her mouth, you cover up the mouth, punch the participant in the stomach, and the Walrus is revealed. With the mouth covered, the semen must come out of the nose, giving the appearance of Walrus Tusks.
by P Gibby November 29, 2004
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