Waldrum's Law

The name for the inverse relationship between the amount of political bumper stickers on the back of someone's car/truck and my desire to speak with that person.

Waldrum's Law: The more political bumper stickers you have, the less I want to talk to you.

by Waldrum January 24, 2011

Pulling a Waldo

The act of disappearing during a critical task, undertaken by a group of friends.

Instead of pulling a Waldo last night on me, I could have really used your help.

by Naterade33 July 16, 2015

walltoliet

Another name for a wall-mounted porcelain urinal.

Gary, call the plumber! Somebody shoved paper towels or something into that walltoliet and flooded it!!

by Telephony November 29, 2010

walde

Quitting at someting that's not that hard, you're just too lazy to do anything about it.

Dude, this math question is too hard, i'm taking a walde

by Kreasj December 16, 2010

Walt Jr.

A hangover so bad that it makes you feel and act like Walt Jr. From Breaking Bad.

1: Good night last night?
2: Aye, was belter but I felt like Walt Jr. this morning.

by wodgeruk October 6, 2013

waldmadump

The complete sucking and lack of skill in all forms of video games. If someone is suffering from waldmadump they will lose no matter how hard they or anyone on their team(if it's a team game) try.

Cory: Kevin what's going on with you today you have died 10 times and haven't killed anyone.
Kevin: I've taken a Waldmadump today man, I'm sorry.
Cory: Well we lost now.

by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014

Walder Frey Abortion

When a fetus is aborted through the violent stabbing of ones stomach. Based on the calamities of Talisa Stark at the Red Wedding hosted by Walder Frey in Game of Thrones.

If bitches be pregnant with heirs to contending kings, they best be served with a Walder Frey Abortion.

by JFK the Booty Warrior May 31, 2015