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vulvavore

one who receives his entire nutritional intake from a woman's vulva, including her pee, menses, and orgasm fluids.
Hannah was so sexy and her vulva was so delicious that once Ben had sealed his lips around her vulva, he knew he could never take them away for the rest of his life; by necessity he became a vulvavore. Whenever he got hungry, he would lick her to orgasm and drink her rich, salty orgasm fluid. Her periods were also delicious. His becoming a vulvavore made a big difference in both of their careers.
by wouldaben December 16, 2010
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vulvan

A vulva so big as a van so that 5 men can fit in it.
Vulva + van together = vulvan
Oh my god, that fat chick had such a vulvan! Me, Chuck and Bill banged it simultaneously!
by noname123456 June 21, 2008
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Vulvamort

Noun: Formerly "FEMALE"

Descriptor for humans with XX chromosomes and ovarian reproductive systems.
Introduced into common parlance in 2017, when referencing biological sex in place of 'gender identity' was ratified in law as an oppressive thought crime/hate crime.
Adopted by uterus-havers, vagina-owners, menstruators, gestators and ovulators, as a singular collective noun to describe their bodily state without suffering linguistic exhaustion.

Those who fear the consequences of speaking this socially unacceptable word instead reference She Who Must Not Be Named.

Acronym: SWMNBN
"Evidence that the perpetuation of the human species relies on VULVAMORTS gestating young is hugely overstating their importance"

"Both women and men are equally capable of being elected President. Not VULVAMORTS, obviously"

"Our payroll department inadvertently paid the VULVAMORTS the same as the real people this month, but I've rectified the error. Please don't sack me"
by TWMNBN April 19, 2017
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Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous

A holiday that takes place on the first of November, created by Titsiffulus the Bodacious.

It's way better than the Samhain Sabbat.
"Today is the Samhain Sabbat, and I stayed home sick. God damn."
"Oh, you must be an arrogant ass, because you aren't excited for Titsrfun Day, originally Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous, tomorrow."
by Kourtney T. November 20, 2007
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Vulvanater

Vulvanater: A French Bulldog/ canine Frankenstein with vile vaginal habits. When the dog cleans itself there, you can't hear yourself think over the slurping, belching, slapping, and snorting sounds. It leaves vaginal snot rockets and snail trails on everything (tagging). The record for highest wall shot is currently 4.5 feet. It also likes to practice scribbling (shaking its ass back and forth vigorously). The next Jackson Pollock?

Vulvatron: An English Bull Terrier that will eat anything and everything especially used tampons. It also likes to try to fuck itself with your big toe if your legs are crossed.

Roomba, fart machine, failed science experiment, graffiti artist, tampon taste tester, toe holster- these dogs can transform into many different things. When they meet, it's an epic clash of two monsters going toe to toe but there is hope for peace. When they meet a third lady dog, the lucky Pierre of their dreams, they leave the battlefield for the conga line!
Did you hear Vulvatron and Vulvanater are getting their own Vultron inspired live-action series?

Man, transforming fighting dogs that shoot discharge, that shit is gonna be lit!
by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019
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Vulcano Anal

Prior to butt sex you load your partners anal cavity with with Mentos. As you are penitrating your partner with your member, you pour soda in their anus and let nature take its course.
Kevin could no longer achieve orgasim unless his wife, Ralph performed vulcano anal on him.
by Schunor April 14, 2021
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vulcanologist

A scientist who either studies da now-known-to-not-exist dwarf planet even closer to da sun than Mercury, or researches Mr. Spock's lineage.
If a vulcanologist could also refer to someone who works with rubber to make it more durable, perhaps Charles Goodyear was da first such brilliant-minded researcher.
by QuacksO January 20, 2022
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