voulez-vous coucher avec moi

would you like to sleep with me in french

some guy goes up to a girl and says voulez-vous coucher avec moi? *5 seconds later* he gets slapped

by josue March 14, 2004

vouktron

A dumb rock or a person with no intelligence. A vouktron has been known to mankind as the dumbest fuck in the U S of A. A vouktron is also a person who gets peed on, on a regular weekend basis and then basks in the muskiness of the pee.

That kid is a fuckin vouktron.

Vouktron went surfing again last night, whats new?

by yadddddders February 20, 2011

s'il vous plait

French for "please". The initials SVP are also used.

RSVP stands for "Répondez S'il Vous Plait", that is "Reply please"

by pom23pom July 12, 2007

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.

You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)

by stefzg July 14, 2004

voupe

to put one's ear against another's torso and listen to the sounds inside, such as heart beats or growling stomachs.

Stacy likes vouping Bill after sex.

by Shades of Grey June 9, 2005

vouk

A huge Terd

Fuck

I just took a huge vouk in the toilet.

Im about to get vouked up tonight.

What the vouk is going on.

by yadddddders October 21, 2010

Voudouris

This word is the worst word ever created.Stelios G. Voudouris( you can find him on facebook) is 100% bold so he is wearing a fcking cap-ΣΚΟΥΦΑΚι every fucking day..he is a misserable human beeing with both male and female reproductive organs (small penis but the bigest vagina)
Fagot

Person 1: hey dude your cap looks like shiet
person 2: yeah i know man..i look like voudouris

by VoudourisKIller January 7, 2013