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Volunteer job seeker

A person who goes to the job centre regularly pays for travel but although all requirements are being met by the job seeker payment from the job centre is withheld due to extremely uneducated staff.
Job seeker

"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"

Job centre staff

"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"

14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)
by Split1234 January 10, 2014
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Volunteer Editors

The annoying plebs probably stuck at home with coronavirus on Urban Dictionary that WILL NOT ACCEPT MY SUBMISSIONS.
Volunteer Editors: Oh look, a perfectly good urban dictionary submission that is 10x better than half of the words on this website.
Volunteer Editors: *click no*
Me: WHYYYYYY
by nnnnnnnn8 April 7, 2020
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volunteering

1)The act of giving of yourself to help others. Often followed by a rush of happiness at knowing you've made a difference, but sometimes frustration occurs at going unappreciated or unacknowledged.
However, many people volunteer tirelessly anyway, not wanting or needing any validation or applause for what they do.
2)What many high school students are forced into doing in order to graduate. (In many schools you must log a certain number of volunteer hours to recieve your diploma.)
1)-"Where were you Saturday?"
-"I was volunteering... tutoring little kids in math."
-"Wasn't it lame?"
-"Not really. They even sorta looked up to me. It was cool."
-"Okay then..."

2) She was volunteering at the library every weekend to log enough community service hours to graduate.
by andriod5 October 4, 2005
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volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.
I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.
by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006
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volunteer tree

A tree, not planted by human hands, that begins to grow on residential or commercial property. Unlike trees that are brought in and installed on property, volunteer trees usually spring up on their own from seeds placed onto the ground by natural causes or accidental transport by people. Normally, volunteer trees are considered weeds and removed, but many desirable and attractive specimens have gone on to become permanent residents on many public and private grounds.
The beautiful, giant Red Maple comfortably shielded Claire from the sun as she sat on her back porch. It was nearly 55 years ago that the maple started life as a volunteer tree in her backyard, growing from the soil where a small wooden shed once stood.
by PerverseWriter July 26, 2009
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Volunteering

Attorney: if you don't want to go on probation, you had better get your 24 hours of volunteering done. I recommend seniors and the latino employment fair.
by CAMOBLACKICEXXXXX September 8, 2009
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