vachina

A Chinese vagina.

I think I'm heading to Ming's Whorehouse to get me some of that mean vachina.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Vachoda

A Vachoda is a very loose and wide vagina that has lots of sag on it, like hanging off the sides or drooping far down. This word derives from the word chode which is a short and wide penis.

1.Jenny stop wearing short shorts i can see the sag from your vachoda hanging down.

2. Your vachoda is so wide you could almost fit a football in it.

3.Jenny how do you keep the sag from showing? Do you roll it up and tape it to your leg or what?

by Ronald Robichaud April 29, 2008

vachode

A vagina that is more open than it is deep.

"Sup man?"

"I dumped my girlfriend last night..."
"Whyyyy?"
"I figured out she has a nasty vachode last night!"
"That's nasty"

by Branop October 18, 2011

Vonch Deep

a unit of measuring

My car can go 68 Vonch Deeps an hour.

by VonchDeeper March 4, 2019

josh veach

The most respectful guy you will ever met. He has the most amazing eyes, that when you look into them you just forget everything else and get lost in them. He knows how to make his girlfriend happier than anything in the world. He has the biggest heart ever. And don't get me started on his looks. He's the most handsome guy I've ever seen in my life.

That girl is so lucky to have him. I wish I could have a Josh Veach!

by A Very Luckyy Girllll May 1, 2016

bois de vache

18th and 19th century (French) fur trapper term for the use of dried buffalo excrement in place of firewood, a practice adopted from Native Americas of the great plains.

(literally, "wood of the cow" or "cow wood")

Messrs. I implore you, given the frightful chill on this expansive and treeless prairie, might you be so kindly disposed as to collect for us some bois de vache so that we might warm our bodies and lift our spirits?

by John C. Fremont August 9, 2009

vachach

Slang word for vagina, often used in vulgar sentences to describe the female reproductive organ in a less than flattering way.

Wow I feel like I've been punched in the vachach!

by Feedusafetuss February 9, 2010