Visocsky

The most sweet extreme of last names... You can see Visocskys wearing wolf sweaters and rockin a beard mightier than chuck Norris.

I can tell by the huge bulge in that mans pants hes a Visocsky

by MuthafukinU February 9, 2010

beer visor

As one becomes progressively drunker, the beer visor lowers over one's eyes, making everyone look far more attractive than they actually are.
Similar to beer goggles, except that if you tip your head back far enough or lie horizontally, you should be able to see under the visor (which may be somewhat shocking if the gorgeous lady you were chatting up turns out to be a munter).

"Mate, The beer visor came down last night. I pulled a warthog."

by lesterama May 16, 2008

Jizzion Vison

A condition usually acquired after over-exposure to porn (typically several hours of continuous porn-watching) causes the viewer to see naked bodies performing sexual acts whenever the viewer closes his/her eyes.

Dude 1: Dude, I watched way too many chicks getting it on before going to sleep, I couldn't sleep all night!!

Dude 2: Bad case of Jizzion Vison?

Dude 1: Yeah ='(

by Jwn Cmaffi July 11, 2009

mud visor

Commonly known as mud cap wiping. The act of post anal sex where a male stradles his partners neck to penis whip them in the eye to block out all harmful UV rays.

While Wilber was giving Laura a mud visor. He prematurely ejaculated temporarily crusting Laura's eyes shut.

by Mud button January 9, 2006

pussy visor

A pussy visor is the overhang of fat from a woman's belly which blocks her view of her pussy.

I stayed out of the sun by sitting under her pussy visor.

by saps72 May 31, 2018

visonary investor

Someone who makes financial decisions while having some sort of insight of the near or far future. Any form of investment trading stocks seeing the direction of a company etc.

Ruso1 said he remembers when Netflix was only $5 dollars a share! He was to young to buy company shares but he told everyone they should! What an visonary investor!

by One World Anarchy July 23, 2019

goteborg visor

In Goteborg (Gothenburg), Sweden, for some reason, all the teenage boys sport visors. Tennis visors. Everyone is working a 70's tennis star look. Weird, yet strangely attractive.

goteborg visors don't work so well on people who look more than 22 years old.

by zooky June 9, 2004