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There was so much vigorish on that loan that I knew my thumbs were headed for a breakup.
by Cornholio September 29, 2003
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Fap Vigorously

The best response to any "walk in, see this, what do?" thread. results in instant lulz. it means to jack off vigorously.
-Walk in, see this, what do? (picture of spider infestation on ceiling)

- FAP VIGOROUSLY
by KJ771 November 7, 2009
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Hybrid Vigor

An attractive quality exclusive to those of mixed race origins. Exotic, yet familiar.
Guy 1: Yo, Rachel is super hot

Guy 2: Yeah, she's half Chinese, half Swedish. She's got that hybrid vigor.
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Vigers

The leftovers from when male ejaculate dries on a woman's perineum, generally over several weeks
"I was going down on a girl and she had flakes of Vigers all over her"
by ShamZ69 November 9, 2019
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Vigorous Vulcan

A sexual act which is synonymous with the "Vulcan Death Grip" or "Vulcan Nerve Pinch".

The Vigorous Vulcan is a brutal, soul crushing and mentally demoralizing handjob. Your chicken will be literally choked- your monkey mercilessly spanked-your bishop beat until crippled.

Subsequently, your member will have the same fate as the majority of Star Trek's Red Shirts: Death in Agony, along with enough friction-burn to ensure that it looks like a red shirt in the first place.
I received a handjob in my lady friend's car last night. Needless to say it was freezing below zero and she gave me a vigorous vulcan. Now it hurts to move. Khannn!!!!!
by Khann!! October 24, 2011
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vigorish

1. a charge made on bets by a casino or similar

establishment

2. interest on a loan, especially applied to loans made by

usurers or loan sharks

(from Yiddish, from Russian, Vyigrish "profits")
They nickle and dimed him to death with vigorish.
by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2011
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Vigorous shit

Taking a powerful dump by using excessive force to squeeze out the turds, this act is usually followed by an excessive amount of grunting.
Dude 1: "Did you take a shit yet bro?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
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