casual kidnapping

When a friend or partner takes you somewhere against your will but still returns you

"Hey (name) I'm talking/kidnapping you for the day! Don't worry I made sure you parents know! " this would be casual kidnapping

by hotarufire May 30, 2022

Kidnapping

The crime of stealing or abducting a minor by force, especially for use as a hostage or to collect a ransom payment.

The kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby was a trajedy.

by cuddleface February 14, 2012

Kidnapping

An case where a kidnapper takes a child from a parent or abducts a lone child.

Kidnapping cases are often unsolved.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 20, 2021

Kidnapping

Involuntary adoption.

Man 1" Dude are you kidnapping that guy?"
Man 2 "WHAT no I'm simply adopting him... involuntarily "

by Perluar laling May 7, 2021

kidnapping

the act of making a surprise adoption

person a: you were surprised adopted.
person b: you mean kidnapped??

person a: no. you say kidnapping, I say surprise adoption.

by funtimelover February 17, 2022

kidnapping a cub

A cute way of saying having sexual attraction/relations with someone much younger (usually 10+ years) than yourself. Think Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher or Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade.

“ Woman, whatcha thinking kidnapping a cub like that?”
“Oh you went and kidnapped yourself a cub didn’t you?!”

by Beks0516 August 4, 2022

Yidnapping

The act of absconding with a person or persons of Jewish descent

After the barbaric slaughter and yidnapping of several innocent Jewish citizens on Israeli soil, Hamas was exterminated and a permanent Israeli security presence was established in Gaza

by anonymous March 9, 2024