vexting

Vexting is to send a message using a "video" instead of word text. Is is similar to texting but you do not type instead you create a video message and send as your message. It is different than skype or face-time because it is a video message not real time.

Vexting is a video text message.

by KLONG August 26, 2013

slang-vention

To invent a new meaning for a slang word or phrase because you don't know the "real" meaning.

Person A: I don't know if she's gay or bi, but she's definatly a carpetbagger.
Person B: Dude, what do you think carpetbagger means?
Person A: It's... someone who sleeps with carpet-munchers...
Person B: Only in your slang-ventioned version.

by Titty-caca June 21, 2006

Vexation

The collective noun for a gathering of Karens

I saw a vexation of Karens leaving church and heading to the Cracker Barrel to torment the servers and leave no tip before requesting to speak to the manager....

by Antimatterjr April 20, 2021

vexatious litigant

Product of a society that messures it's success with economic growth thus encouraging hopeless ambulance chasing lawyers to find equally sad losers to sue for minor grievances, thus bloating the public sector, legal sector and insurance sector beyond functional use.

Potential vexatious litigant, Anne Mayers, who fell off a garage roof after a night's partying is suing her landlords over her injuries. The 29 year old says they should have warned her not to dance on the roof after drinking.

by Tim Dim Jim July 20, 2008

ventiocho

To milk the prostate. To insert with 2 fingers, shocker style.

"The doctor ventiocho'd me, said Ali"

Dr. Jen said to ventiocho 2 times per day

by Lameboat August 2, 2015

Vexation

The act of being flamingly gay to the point you embarrass yourself and others around you. Desperately needing to draw attention to yourself regardless of how annoyingly you become.

His vexation completely ruined the party.

by Angry Redneck March 28, 2004

Vexting

Venting to your friends by way of text. Often done while the object of one's vent is still present, thus the need for quick, yet liberating text messages.

Girl A: OMG, I can't believe the way Jane just ignored you in line at the movies. Doesn't she remember you were BFF's like 2 months ago?

Girl B: I'm totally over that. I was pissed at first, but I was just vexting my friend Beth about it and feel much better now.

by ElizaDoolittleDay June 30, 2011