Ultimate Vertical Emu

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly vertical rollercoaster in Indiana, USA.

2. (noun) Any particularly vertical rollercoaster.

The line to ride Lincoln Logs from Hell is too long, so let's find Ultimate Vertical Emu.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

Eat tortilla chip vertically

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eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 14, 2021

vertical seafood taco

Slang for the female genitalia.

I'm gonna show ChelseaDave my vertical seafood taco tonight if he plays his card right.

by ChelseaDave November 17, 2006

Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS)

a derogatory yet hilarious term for the female genitalia.

'lets go extract the mayonnaise from some Vertical bacon sandwich (VBS)tonight'

by Bacon lover#2 May 20, 2009

Vertical Newton

Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.

"I just got my vertical newton on last night!"

by Chacha311 January 13, 2009

vertical gifted

Being vertical gifted means that everyone shorter than you will look up to you (especially if you’re between 6’2 - 6’6), like the god that you are, just to embrace your uniqueness.

All the girls want them, all the guys want to be them. Anything taller than that makes you a unique freak of nature.

*This definition was created by the 6’5 feet gang*

Sam: I hate being short sometimes

Jon: Can’t related! I’m glad that I’m vertical gifted! I was send from the heavens.

Sam: … stfu

by Finn Gerbangh December 14, 2021

vertical smile

A woman's Vagina. Called a smile since there are two labia or lips just like a face.

I'd like to kiss that vertical smile any time.

by wickers February 12, 2008