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vent sponge

the person you spill your feelings out to for the purpose of venting and nothing more because you know you are too good for him.
guy1: yea dude i really care about her and love talking to her about her problems and helping her get through them but she never seems to want to hang out or anything and only really talks to me when she's in a bad mood or having a rough time and wants someone to talk about it with.
guy2: dude you're her fucking vent sponge, i doubt she gives two shits about you, you probably won't see her again anyway so get over it. nice guys finish last.
by ExactlyWhoYouThinkItIs November 2, 2009
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venetian snares

1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.

2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.

3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk
Venetian Snares!?! I'd be gay for that dude.
by anonymous May 4, 2004
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Venetian Step Dance

When someone is upside-down twerking against a wall and they shit themselves so the poop drips down and covers their whole body
"Fuckkk bro I was at this party and some bitch did a Venetian Step Dance it was rawwwwwww!!! SHIT EVERYWHERE!"
by DaveFrancosBoner September 19, 2013
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Vente

A word that reportedly means "20" in Italian, but at Starbucks it simply means extra-large.
I hate going into a Starbuck's for coffee. The dumbass baristas always treat me like an idiot because I confuse a "Tall, "Grande" and "Vente". "Short" is the only size that makes sense and "Grande" is a Spanish word! WTF is that?! Why can't they just call them medium, large and extra large?
by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2009
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ventilate

Transitive verb: To shoot someone, with the implication that the holes made in the body would allow wind to pass through. May also be applicable to stabbing. Attributed to Kirk Douglas's character Cactus Jack in the 1979 film, "The Villain."

It is likely that no one has ever used this term seriously. It is usually heard as a humorous mock-threat between friends.
Cactus Jack: Take another step and I'll ventilate you!
by Evac156 February 10, 2005
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Milo Ventimiglia

The Hottest Guy Alive !!! Amazing body. Star of pathology ( yum ) and the delicious Peter Petrelli in Heroes.
If He gets any hotter he will set himself on fire....
LOVE HIM SO MUCH
by Dr.V May 20, 2009
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Venetian Spearman

When you stand fully erect 15 feet from your bitch spread eagle and sprint full speed towards her hoping for full penetration.
I told that bitch to spread'em. The Venetian spearman is about to slay that puss.
by imhayes86 January 28, 2017
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