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vegetable

an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard
Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.
by TheGoldenPeanut February 28, 2017
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wedding vegetables

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.
Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.
by Jackson Tomlinson July 20, 2007
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nigger valet

1) a self-important person that parks in fire lanes and no-parking zones in front of businesses. can be seen at Walmart or Kmart. Usuaaly has children in the back seat with grandmother swatting them from the front.
2) Someone who parks close to the doors of a store in order to save walking 20 more feet. typ. obese and needs more exercise.
"They ain't no parkin spaces close"

"Stupid, pull me up the front of the sto and we'll nigger valet it"
by Frank Discussion October 1, 2006
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chicken vegeta

What you order from Mcdonald's when you're extremely high, and read fajita as vegeta, and spend the whole time waiting for your food thinking of Dragon Ball z
"Welcome to Mcdonald's what can I get for you?"

"Umm, do you guys have hot dogs"

"No"

"Oh, for real? Can I have a chicken vegeta then?"
by Jay Ferrari February 2, 2009
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veetleing

Mike has been veetleing all day and ignored his work.
by kewlcanon January 27, 2011
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Valet Wipe

When your sexual partner cleans your genitals post climactic sexual intercourse.
Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Lacto Vegetarian

consume milk and milk products, along with plant-basd foods. They omit eggs as well as meat, fish, and poultry.
by AsiaVincelli January 5, 2007
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