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vegannissimo

A useless piece of shit who survives on absolutely none of the good stuff in life. People need leather and silk. And steak. and chicken wings.
Boi 1: Omg did u see bob at the cafeteria?? he didn't order and meat and was proud of it.

Boi 2: Ya hes a vegannissimo
by innocent_and_insecure November 18, 2017
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white veganism

White veganism is the pure and true variety of veganism. Most vegans dont realize that not only are they making an ethical and environmental choice, but they are forgetting the serious undertones of racism and colonization. If you dont eat animal products that's no longer good enough! Isnt that exciting?! You must only eat the plants that grow naturally in your immediate area that you've found and identified yourself and drink rain water from a puddle. You also can not use anything made in any sort of factory, bought in a store or invented by a human being if you want to be a true vegan. You are however allowed to use iPhones to post videos and blogs about how cool you are, because they are made in Chinese sweatshops. Which has nothing to do with systemic racism, animals rights or classism.
"Why are those people, over there eating a salad and drinking tea instead of tree bark and swamp water? Its disgusting!"

"They must be ignorant to their own white veganism... should we tell them their personal choices that dont affect me are wrong?"
"YAS QUEEN! That would really help them."
"Please dont use that kind of gender specific language with me..."
by LogsArelife February 24, 2021
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Veganist

A fellow (King) or (Queen) who decided that they wanted to be against pushy vegans who push people to become vegan. #FuckVeganTeacher
Gosh damn we love veganist
by Karou February 8, 2021
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Veganism

What the hell does veganism and a desert island have to do with each other? I dont know, you asked me.
idiot: what if you were stranded on a desert island and there was only a bunch of cows...


all though not all people are like this

non vegan: are you a vegan?
Vegan: yeah
non vegan: thats good stuff man (i have had that said to me before)



apparently im a self righteous arsehole because of a decision i make. what if i wasnt a vegan but just happened to have not eaten meat for ages? Am i still cool? or do i lose to a technicality?


i personally dont think vegans are denying the course of nature, but i think that we believe that we as humans have the power to do things never before accomplished that could some day better this god forsaken world, and it starts with doing our best to try to end any oppression to all living beings. Some people travel the world to rally protests, and some just choose to abstain from anything in which cruelty has been involved, for the benefit of human and non human beings alike. (I personally try to avoid sweatshop produced clothing for example). And many feel the need to bash us for this? I dont get why? I used to think vegetarians we're ridiculous, but never felt the need to bash them because they were 'brainwashed'. I used to believe in the superiority of human beings, but hypocritically would look back thousands of years for examples on how to live life. People use the nutrition myth as an excuse to tingle our tastebuds, to give in to instant gratification. People argue that our bodies are designed for eating meat.

i have never known athiests to be so religious.

we werent designed by anyone.


veganism is a choice that pisses alot of people off. its funny hahaha. if we were succesful in ending all suffering to animals around the world, people in general would be very angry at us for taking away their meat. for stealing what they loved and what was "theirs", we have no right to take that away from them. yet they dont seem to realise that what they take away from the animals "their lives" imagine how they must feel. they know exactly what is going to happen to them, when they see countless amounts of other animals of the same species being electrocuted and torn apart. Yes they do have feelings, they need them in order to survive, and they do not run on instinct alone. how could anyone be that mindlessly brutal to another living being is beyond me.

ok i better get back to enjoying and extra 7 years of life compared to the average human being and ill see you later


alright ill just shut up now ha ha ha.
by Nigel bunson archanine October 24, 2008
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Veganatism

Vee-gah-NAY-tih-zm. Veganatism is the natural evolution of veganism. This "next step" is the birth of a new era of human consciousness and anthropologic awareness! Veganates do not conform. Veganates do not fit in a box called "Veganism".The etymology of the word comes from "Vegan" and "Nature".
Dude, how are you eating a piece of chicken when you're a vegan?

Because I've attained a higher level of awareness called veganatism, and know my body needs this one-time bit of protein. And I made sure the bird was raised and killed ethically.
by jokergrin August 28, 2013
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veganism

The state in which someone deprives their self of anything that tastes good in an attempt to save an animal that is already dead.
The vegan wouldn't eat the cake, cookies, or brownies because it was exploiting the chicken that gave the eggs.

The vegan had to be hospitalized when they became stranded on a desert island and would only eat the microscopic supply of celery in their pocket. Stupid veganism....
by Yawwwwwwwnn December 27, 2006
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Veganism

Vegan ism, is the practice in which you reject the horrors of the slaughterhouse, and the unjust/vile conditions of the factory farms, chicken coops...ext.

this is also known as living cruelty free.

Many vegans find themselves "slipping", or unintentionally ingesting animal products every once in awhile. This is due to them trusting the wrong people, not reading food labels, or not doing proper research.

Veganism isn't just based on diet. Veganism covers your diet, your clothing, your jewlery, your shoes, and your hygene items...and your own mind.

This is an extremely controversial topic, since there is such a widespread range of morals, and possible mindsets.
many people may construe what cruelty free living consists of.
friend)-"hey man, why don't you buy me those horn plugs?"
vegan)-"nah dude, those are fucking horns, that's super sketchy!"

fret dude)-"hey want some fucking milk, faggot?"
vegan)-"I'm going to fucking kill you, I practice veganism because I love the animal kingdom...
Listen to the band chokehold, you fucking dick."

"I was with my boyfriend the other night, and I must say, vegans have way better tasting cum. I love veganism"

"I was at the zoo, and I must admit, the way they treat those animals is gross, I wish everyone lived cruelty free."

"Being someone who practices veganism, I oppose circuses, puppy mills, aquariums, deforestation from loggers, slaughtering, speciesism/racism/sexism, and the human race immensely."

"removed from the cruelty, I'm afraid I'll be living in exile for the rest of my days."
by snaggletoothnigga November 26, 2009
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