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Vermont turn-around

Based on the Green Mountain form of a U-turn, which is when you pull your car past a street, throw it in reverse and back down the street. Then enable your turn signal (because you’re not an Masshole) and pull out going the other direction.

As a sexual act, it’s pretty straight forward. Or straight backward, really. It’s when a girl (preferably of the green mountain variety, because girls from VT are known to be hot AF) walks past a dude. Stops in her tracks, and throws that ass in reverse towards said green mountain boy. Backs it up until she’s right on his Dakin Farm summer sausage. She then proceeds to ride him like a Morgan horse while feeding him Cabot cheddar cheese and/or Ben & Jerry’s. At climax, he shoots his 100% pure maple syrup into her homemade apple pie. She gets up and walks in the opposite direction towards some dope fall foliage.
“Jenny came over last night and gave me a Vermont turn-around. Girls from Burlington are straight up freaks man.”
by Nifs September 12, 2020
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Vermont and New Hampshire

When platonic friends of either gender have to share a bed, "sleeping Vermont and New Hampshire" describes the common solution of sleeping feet-to-head in order to avoid anything hinky.
Axl and Slash had to share a hotel room after the show, but they slept Vermont and New Hampshire.
by mojotikian June 15, 2010
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Vermont

Home of the legendary John Deere, born and raised in the town of Rutland. Largely responsible for the big agricultural explosion around about 1830 due to his manufacturing of the first polished steel plow.
by Detonator December 9, 2008
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vermonter

People from the state of Vermont. True Vermonters have been living in Vermont for at least seven generations. Does not include lame New Jerseyite/Connecticut/Massachusett transplants and annoying out-of-stater UVM students. real Vermonters are not hippies. Real Vermonters hose tourists and laugh at them when they gawk at leaves.
"That kid is throwing green apples at those Jerseyites. She must be a Real Vermonter."
"My Great Grandmother x 8 generations came to Vermont from Wales. I'm a Real Vermonter."
by ch1ckad33 June 16, 2007
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vermont

mountain, ice cream, winding roads, moose, and pure beauty. a truely nice, but way too rural state
look at the great Vermont sceneary
by StatesDude March 31, 2004
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University of Vermont

The finest institute in the great state of Vermont. Who knew that out of a population of almost 10,000, nearly 9,997 students are Phish fans. Known as Groovy UV, hippies reign freely and the 70's will never die. A great place to party and hit the slopes.. what could be better?
Dude, wanna roll a j then hit the slopes? I go to UVM.

The most kick ass school; the University of Vermont.
by ilovermont January 10, 2005
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VeeOneEye

VeeOneEye aka Jason is an english youtubers with huge coloured hair
*VeeOneEye walking anywhere*
random person: omfg look at his hair!
another random persone: oh they look like cotton candy!
by tomedra November 21, 2013
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