When one, whilst on vacation, drives to Texas to get a reverse vasectomy because it’s cheaper to get it done there at a missionary hospital. Said cost saving is due to lack of anesthesia, which increasingly stimulates the thrill seekers experience.
Man did you hear about Eric getting a Texas Vacation because 3 kids was just not cutting it. He’s ballsy!!!
by AE in SC August 6, 2019
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Hey man, you look like you got chewed up and spit out by the devil himself. What happened?
I just got back from a long vice vacation.
I just got back from a long vice vacation.
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When you come back to school or work from your vacation and you can't remember what you did before your vacation.
Andy suffered from a bad case of vacation amnesia when he went back to school and couldn't remember what he had been learning before.
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Get the vacation dick mug.Post-Vacation Syndrome (PVS) appears in victims after returning to school/work after a vacation of a week or more. PVS is most common after summer, winter, and spring breaks in grade school and college students. There is no cure for PVS. The victim simply has to wait for it to clear on its own.
-Symptoms include morning lag, skipping class, and late homework. Some cases of forgotten locker combinations have also been reported.
-Symptoms include morning lag, skipping class, and late homework. Some cases of forgotten locker combinations have also been reported.
Ex. 1 :
Bill: "Hey, man, you still opening your locker? I walked by here five minutes ago and you were in the same spot!"
Bob :" Yeah, i forgot my combination. Must be Post-Vacation Syndrome."
Ex. 2:
Mom: "Nicole! this is the third time you've missed the bus this week!"
Nicole: "Ugh. Sorry mom...i'm PVS'ing."
Bill: "Hey, man, you still opening your locker? I walked by here five minutes ago and you were in the same spot!"
Bob :" Yeah, i forgot my combination. Must be Post-Vacation Syndrome."
Ex. 2:
Mom: "Nicole! this is the third time you've missed the bus this week!"
Nicole: "Ugh. Sorry mom...i'm PVS'ing."
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A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.
"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.
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