vanking

Vaginal-wanking, a girl’s form of wanking

She was caught vanking in the toilets before class

by Floatingfeather December 5, 2017

vanning

noun. the act of creeping in a van, preferably one that is shady in some way, such as a rusty license plate or missing door handle. see also: chinese fire drill.

We're going vanning tonight.

Who are you vanning on?

by whitegirlass15 September 20, 2009

Vanning

To have a meat head bailiff repossess your property.

Ray Fallon: You're gonna get a good vanning at the weekend.

by Cedric_2006 January 15, 2006

Vanning

To have sex in a white van

Last night I did a bit of vanning with a random guy

by Redwooods February 14, 2012

vancing her

Where you finger a girl underneath a blanket in a room full of people

I was at this party with this girl and was vancing her.

by Qdits November 29, 2018

Vancing

When you have sex with an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy".

My friend is into some weird shit. He told me today he was Vancing last night.

by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024

Vancing

To have sexual intercourse with a couch.

"I came home and found Billy Vancing with our new loveseat! We're gonna need some Scotch guard"

by UrPalBrgs July 24, 2024