ninja vanish

Secretly deleting your phone number from a girl's cell phone after you've had sex with her so she can never call you again.

Are you going to call Steve again?

I can't! My stupid phone deleted his contact information. Ah wells, I guess it wasn't meant to be.

Ninja Vanish!

by mrMan83 July 22, 2011

Ninja vanish

1.Command given to ninja clans ordering them to withdraw from an area quickly, without a trace.
2.A phrase said you want to make a dramatic exit.

Tatsu: NINJA VANISH! *Foot clan retreats*

Dude: Right, I'll see you later then.
Other Dude: NINJA vanish! *runs off*

by Jafar T. D. November 9, 2008

curse of vanishing

My dad when I was four years old

Please come back dad
He used the book called curse of vanishing

by Venusaur September 19, 2019

vanishing point

A road film, starring Barry Newman and directed by Richard Sarafian, and released by 20th Century Fox in 1971. Basically, a former solider/cop/racecar driver bets his drug dealer he can get a white Dodge Challenger to San Francisco, CA (from Denver, CO)in 15 hours or less... of course, the Highway Patrol gets pissed and chases him from Rifle, CO all the way to the border of California... along the way, he meets hippies, snake-cultists turned Christian musiccians, nudists, and homosexual robbers, until the end. The story is mostly told through a series of flashbacks, showing Kowalski's (Newman)life, up until the present.

Guy 1: Dude, WTF is Vanishing Point?
Guy 2: It's a 70s road movie starring Barry Newman, Cleavon Little, Charlotte Rampling, etc. and directed by Richard C. Sarafian.

by everyman1 August 22, 2006

Vanishing Mind

Alzheimer's disease (AD), one form of dementia. A progressive, degenerative brain disease. It affects memory, thinking, and behavior.

— "Honey... why is your grandma acting as if it were the first time we meet?"
Oh sweety!... I forgot to tell you, she has a vanishing mind."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Vanishing Turd

When you do a big shit, but when you look to admire it it has mysteriously vanished. 0_o

I heard the splash, yet it apears to have dissapeared! Looks like another vanishing turd.

by Master of Pigeons March 12, 2009

Ninja Vanish

When a guy or girl takes a handful of flour and throws it in their dates face back at their place and runs away while they are blinded

I didn't want to have sex with him so I pulled a ninja vanish and disappeared.

by ElMaestro June 29, 2011