alyx vance

Hottest digital chick ever.

"I'd pay a million dollars if I could use my gravity gun on Alyx Vance's clothes."

by placebo February 17, 2005

Vincedit

requiring or involving little effort,

being workshy,

idleness,

lazy

A term I've heard many times used with shift workers.

Example.

Joe: I have a 10hr shift today with a short break. It's going to be a long day.

Adam: unlucky mate, I've vincedit, just doing an hour today then I'm going home.

by David79WJ May 4, 2021

vance joy

An incredibly amazing singer known for his hit single "Riptide". He's also hot as hell and tall and can sweep up as many bitches as necessary.

Person 1: "Hey I love this song! Who sang it?"

Person 2: "Oh this is Vance Joy... yeah he's an amazing singer and he's also Australian... damn what I would do to get into bed with him!"

by sagethegemini November 18, 2014

Keegan Vance

Keegan Vance is a man, although his looks will fool you. He looks like a man although looks as though he hasn't hit puberty. Keegan Vance has a nerdy look and typically has glasses, he probably was bullied as a child which results in him bullying kids. Keegan Vance could play nice although decides his anger to get the best of him. He acts like a child and has a lot of anger controlling issues. Keegan Vance is usually unathletic and spends most of his days doing academic studies and other things to keep him busy. He typically will have nothing to do because he does not have many social interactions and has no friends of his own age. Keegan Vance is usually the man who sits with younger kids for lunch. Keegan Vance is also quite fat and is just a general asshole. Good luck to someone marrying a Keegan Vance.

That Keegan Vance should just quit.

by imbrutallyhonestandimsorry February 27, 2019

Lance Vance Dance

Lance Vance Dance pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's character Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti are on the 'Phnom Penh' Mission in which the Lance Vance Dance is done for the first time.
The Lance Vance Dance is...

1. Screaming obscene insults and shooting people with a high powered automatic weapon from a helicopter.

2. An enamored psychotic GTA: Vice City fan humping a couch and shouting DO THE LONCE VONCE DONCE.

1. Nat: "I got me a rhino-copter and shot down them hoes this weekend"
Colleen: "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO DO THE LANCE VANCE DANCE?!"

2.
Colleen: I wouldn't sit on that.
Friend: Why?
Colleen: Natalie did the Lance Vance dance on it.
Friend: OHH SICK!

by Colleen & Natalie June 12, 2007

Alyx Vance

A realistic-looking chick from Half-Life 2. She is considered by some to be the hottest character in a video game.

My cousin likes to masturbate over sex poses he made with the nude Alyx Vance model in Garry's Mod.

by Lol internet September 7, 2008

Douche Bagger Vance

Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.

Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance

by Joker25 January 5, 2008