A sexual procedure wherein a man inserts his index and/or middle finger(s) discretely into a woman's vagina while other people are in the room; all of which are completely oblivious to the sexual actions occuring across the room.
Man1: Did you hear about so-and-so and what's-her-face last Friday night?
Man2: No, what happened?
Man1: So-and-so totally 'vanced' her at that-one-guy's house!
Man2: No way!
Man1: Oh yeah, he totally 'vanced' her.
Man2: No, what happened?
Man1: So-and-so totally 'vanced' her at that-one-guy's house!
Man2: No way!
Man1: Oh yeah, he totally 'vanced' her.
by Jack Beddingfield April 20, 2009
Get the vancemug. A disformed human being, back problems,always saying “bruh”, still a virgin,runs funny,looks like a whole bird from rio
Vance, “Bruh”
by TU NEGROO April 16, 2019
Get the Vancemug. by Lindsey Lee May 5, 2006
Get the vancemug. To accidentally excrete poo from one's anus into one's pants, generally due to copious amounts of alcohol consumption wherein all bowel control has been lost.
"Oh man... I got SO drunk the other night at this party, I Vanced everywhere... I had to remove my Vance pants and walk home in the nude".
"Hurry up in the bathroom dude!! I'm gonna Vance if you take any longer in there".
"Hurry up in the bathroom dude!! I'm gonna Vance if you take any longer in there".
by TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR !!! March 25, 2013
Get the Vancemug. The act of taking vyvanse. A state in which someone is so cracked out that they may experience tunnel vision, extreme focus, sweaty palms, clammy extremities, heart attack, and/or death. This person will do nothing but work. The ultimate ADD medicine
I haven't been to class all semester; however, I am vancing so hard right now that I did all of my work. I'm so afraid... I can feel my heart pounding, and my limbs are cold.
by Sir Vance-a-Lot June 5, 2011
Get the Vancingmug. by gussybussy February 12, 2019
Get the Vancemug.