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valve

A slow company that manufactures Half-life. Renowned for its eventual quality, yet sluggish nature
Person1: Hey, is that game out yet??
Person2: No
Person1: Why!?
Person2: Valve
Person1: Oh. I see.
by 123 June 13, 2004
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Valve

A game company that doesn't know how to count to 3
So theres tf2 left for dead 2 half life 2 but no fucking half life 3 goddamnit valve
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Valve week

An interval of Valve time from 2 weeks to a month.
"Hey, DOD:S is going to be released next week!"

"But that's a Valve week. Expect it in September."
by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005
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Clacker Valve

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!
by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010
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Valveteen Rub

When the performer of fellatio has false teeth and removes them to allow the gums to come into play.
Kelly: So, you want a blow job.
John: Hell yes.
** Kelly removes her teeth **
John: WTF!!??
Kelly: What? You never had a valveteen rub?
by buckonz March 5, 2010
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Valve pls fix

A phrase used to catch game developer Valve's attention when encountering a bug or exploit in one of their games. This phrase is usually used when reporting very minor bugs, since Valve games are known for being very polished and bug-free. This phrase may also be used in conjunction with the phrase "Literally unplayable."
One pixel of the sky can be seen from inside a building in Mirage. Valve pls fix.
by TlaribA November 30, 2020
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valve anti cheat

valve anti chaet (VAC) is shit antihack
valve anti cheat is shit
by Embert Memesworth November 21, 2016
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