value-wipe

when you blow your nose on a piece of tissue and then wipe your ass with the same tissue.

Devon was running low on cash, so when he had diarrhea during allergy season, he had to value-wipe to get by.

by bjergen August 11, 2006

Valuerific

Describes or qualifies a person(s) or group of people, whose effort and contribution are highly required for the success of a mission or goal. Indispensable team player(s)

Ed's presence and position was valuerific to the overall success of our Company's annual profits

by thrivedan December 16, 2010

Value Adder

A chain of events twinned to a working process designed to add value to a clients journey. Depicted by a cartoon snake. (Credit for process - Mike Horsley, Credit for Name - Michael Thorpe)

Idea was then taken fraudulently by W. Grasshoff and delivered as his own work (Shakes head in disapproval)

The Value Adder ensured the client received a top level service from start to finish.

by Micky83 January 4, 2019

Smr Value Pack

A Smr Value Pack is a combo of 2 curly wurlys and a pepsi. It usually purchased by Smr's and SmrJergesons! It's real lunch!

Damn, I don't have enough for a Smr Value Pack!
That Smr really likes those Smr Value Packs

by smrjaculateinme March 7, 2017

Republican Family Values

The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including (a) phone sex with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.

Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.

by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005

tesco value

adjective. Something very cheap, but still of eatable, usable quality. not just used for produce of tesco, but also for services. for example, a tesco value film would have bad special effects but would still be alright

-mmm tesco value chicken soup

- yeah, it goes well with The tesco value film, THe invisible man

by wonderfool April 2, 2004

Valuinn

A drug that causes disturbing hallucinations of cheap furniture, rough towels, uncomfortable beds and no smoking allowed. Valuinn users can be recognized by dark circles under the eyes from lack of sleep and a very irritable temperament. Although now it has all but drifted into obscurity, only surfacing in areas with an abundance of cheap hotels and truck stops off of any given interstate, abuse by teens in the late nineties prompted the anti-drug slogan "Valuinn will do you in!" from government officials and concerned parents.

"My back hurts like hell after spending a night on Valuinn!"

by marysunshine August 12, 2007