Valorant player

Valorant players are just a bunch of fat ass people who sits all day infront of the screen and they rarely leave their room to eat or to take a shower

Look at him is a valorant player, probably showered a week ago

by Adoniabith December 14, 2021

Valerian

Also known as Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, it is considered by many to be the best science-fiction movie ever created.

Have you seen Valerian yet? It's so good!

by THEB3ST November 10, 2017

valorant

the game that you tell others you don't play anymore because you lied and said "uninstalling" after getting shot by a jett with an op 5 times in a row.

YOU: I'M UNINSTALLING VALORANT BRO OMG

others: ok srsly? jk don't care + didn't ask + ratio

you: yes

by blonkyy January 20, 2022

Valerian

someone who is the greatest of his kind and can achieve anything and he has an extremely long dick as well

A: what do you think of me
B: You are the Valerian

by A$A¥A¥ January 21, 2020

Valorant

a game for pussies.

Guy#1: Bro do you play valorant?
Guy#2: Yeah I started grinding comp the other night
Guy#1: FUCKIN PUSSY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF VALORANT AND GO GET SOME BITCHES YOU FATASS
Guy#2: Wow bro you don't have to be mean
Guy#1: STFU BRO U LITERALLY SPENT OVER $600 ON THAT STUPID GAME
Guy#2: So what?
Guy#1: EVERY SINGLE DAMN GUN COSTS $20 AND NOW WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Guy#2: Good thing I won't be needing it because I'm planning on never leaving my gaming chair for the rest of my life!
Guy#1: I HOPE YOU FUCKIN ROT IN THAT CHAIR U BITCH GO PLAY A REAL GAME
Guy#2: Oh yeah? WHAT IS A REEEEAAALLLL GAME???
Guy#1: OH IDK MAYBE CSGO OR LEGO START WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA??
Guy#2: FINE! I'll just play league of legends its a way better game
Guy#1: *hangs himself*

by Juicy0001 March 24, 2022

valorant player

valorant player
(noun)
(derogatory)

ur a valorant player

by therealwoahvicky March 21, 2021

valorant

A new shooter game, similar to CSGO, but with Overwatch type abilities.

"Have you heard of the new game valorant?"

by Tdycubinobs April 9, 2020