VanMeter

A fierce, mighty warrior or warriors relating back to the middle ages.

The soldier who lanced the enemy, must have been a VanMeter.

by skvm March 7, 2008

valletta

The capital city of Malta named after Grandmaster Jean Parisot
de la Vallette.Was built after the Great Siege of 1565 when the Maltese triumphed over the Turks.

Man 1: Hey have you been to Valletta?
Man 2: No, but I hear it's great!

by Da hamalli January 27, 2007

valetto

Valetto is a male with the power of the God Hercules. He is meant to be strong, bold and arrogant. Fear is not in his dictionary.

Valetto means to be bold and fearless.

by Valetto January 11, 2018

varmetek

sexiest minecraft developer on MunchyMC.

“Varmetek is so godly at coding prison”

by aruwherb June 19, 2020

Valet

1. One who attends to the needs of a "gentleman". 2. A sophisticated, nicely paid "go-for" (gopher). 3. One who parks vehicles for those who can afford to pay the high price for such a service.

Will you please valet my Bently. Please park it in a highly visible location. The more visible, the more your tip will be.

by J.L. Calloway May 22, 2008

tipping the valet

Whenever a hooker has a string of anal beads ripped violently from her ass, she may poop a bit.

John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.

by rfaithlv July 2, 2006

dick valet

a friend wants to tap that ass, you drop them off at the person's house. you're transporting what they need to them. dick valet.

After the bar last night, I asked my dick valet to drop me off at Joe's house.

by ldygz November 10, 2011