Valery is a nasty stank bitch who lies and cheats. You can never trust what she says or does. She will use her trauma to manipulate you and use you for your car. Never keep a Valery around, no matter if she's short or seems sweet, it'll fade away, and you'll see the real monster inside those dark evil brown eyes.

Girl: Did you see Valery at the skate park?
Boy: yeah, she stole my cigarettes and said she found my Instagram!
Girl: What a freak

Valery by Lakelol May 25, 2022

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Valéry

King among men. Some might say the reincarnation of Jesus christ. Truly a man behold. Ferociously intelligent and Charismatic. He is also Incredibly good looking, makes people laugh, and a high level athlete in every discipline except swimming because it is a gay sport and Valéry is straighter than a pencil. He is often referred as President, Superman,, Superior, My Liege, Count, and Duke of Savoy. He has a massive penis and is also very tall however people don't believe that he is. He fucks, drinks and makes bêta males do his bidding. He is the ideal man in all shapes and form. Finnaly he is the most modest person I have ever met. A true Icon of his generation.

It is said that God made the world in 6 days and rested on the seventh.

That is false, God took 6 days to make Valéry and the seventh to make him a kingdom worthy of his greatness.

Valéry is a baller.

Valéry by Squidyfriend November 27, 2021

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Valery Gerasimov

The most chad Russian general, right after Zhukov.

Also the Chief of General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation.

Valery Gerasimov is the creator of the Gerasimov Doctrine

Valery Gerasimov by Gerasimov1992 January 23, 2022

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