Vaguebook

To seek sympathy and/or attention by posting something vague as your Facebook status. Usually the only people who ask you "What's wrong??" are lonely stay-at-home moms who want some extra gossip. The rest of the free world does not give a shit and wish you would just suck it up and shut the fuck up.

VAGUEBOOK POST: "Some people just make me so mad!!"
READERS: "Oh, God...Samantha's Vaguebooking again. I wish she'd shut the fuck up..."

VAGUEBOOK POST: "I just LOVE being backstabbed! NOT!"
READERS: "Jennie, seriously...shut the fuck up and grow some balls."

by FreeHigh5s February 10, 2014

Vaggenballs

It's like a cock and balls, except a vag instead of a cock.

Dude 1: that guy is such a pussy.
Dude 2: yeah, he's a total vaggenballs.

by Anthony Lazar March 10, 2008

vaguetweeting

An emo/ranty/snarky/"blind" tweet that does not mention a specific person or event, doing nothing more than garner attention because people can't help but be paranoid and wonder if it refers to them. Similar to vaguebooking.

@bob: Your version of the "truth" is unbelievably ridiculous, dude.
Everyone else: Looks like @bob's vaguetweeting again...

by Chibi Jeeb February 26, 2011

gay vague

A type of advertising that features people, content or situations that might contain LGBTQ individuals or references to LGBTQ life in a manner that is unapparent or vague. This method can be used by companies to either show acceptance of LGBTQ individuals as normal or by companies who wish to imply an acceptance of LGBTQ individuals with a plausible deniability of any such implication.

Abercrombie & Fitch advertisements feature situations that are examples of gay vague advertising

by TheGravityGun July 3, 2011

vague arse

n: An Australian colloquialism that describes a person who finds it difficult to remember important or even general information; typically unaware or unsure of their surroundings; not particularly concerned by any type of crisis, emergency or predicament; and is usually spotted scratching their heads and gazing at the sky.

Woman: Where's the car?
Vague arse: Um... I parked it under a tree... somewhere.
Woman: There's a tree every ten metres you vague arse!

by Jayburger May 16, 2008

Vague-a-nese

When people speak to you with little to no detail.

Often spoken after being asked a question.

"Damn... I forgot to go to that place to pick up that thing for that person"

"Johnny I don't speak vague-a-nese what are you talking about?"

by Mr.Mac34 January 14, 2015

Vagueing

Posting or talking about drama without naming the specific details.

"Lindsay just tweeted 'no tears left to cry over you b'"

"OMG no way, she's totally vagueing about Connor"

by vivian1345 September 17, 2018