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mammary magnetism

An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.
Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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meta-magnetism

Any combination of the final two numbers--infinity and uncountability--arranged concentrically to create one of 7 colors.

The elements in the combination are number-type, position (inside or outside), and orientation-of-spin.
The seven combinations are: infinity spinning around infinity clockwise, infinity spinning around infinity
counterclockwise, infinity spinning around uncountability clockwise, infinity spinning around uncountability counterclockwise, uncountability spinning around infinity clockwise, uncountability spinning around infinity counterclockwise, and
uncountability spinning around uncountability.

The seven states of meta-magnetism correspond to
the seven colors: purple, orange, grey, blue, green,
yellow, and red.

White (all of the colors) and black (an anti-color) combine to make a color--gray. This gray is the color of gravity or
contrACTtion.
by sandraxine March 11, 2020
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magnetism

Magnetism is a phenomenon described by Sir William Gilbert, court physician to Queen Elizabeth I, which is nothing more than simple electrical polarization of an object and/or the electric field shape around a molecule.
The magnetism of the earth is most likely artificially caused by the transmission of electrons into the air from the Northern Hemisphere, near or at Great Britain.
by Doctor Spoock August 13, 2009
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vagnetic

Pretty simple here folks.... the magnetic pull towards our favourite thing to befriend, VAG.

If you didnt get that you are probably the magnet from science class that tries to push away from it
Sarah Anderson has quite the vagnetic forcefield OMGZ
by Jesse Rude1 May 30, 2008
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Strange Magnetism

The attraction of someone else to you even though you have done nothing to warrant such feelings or hinted that you have interest in the other person, when you clearly don't.
"Dude, she keeps texting me and chatting me on facebook. WTF! I don't even like her. Why is it always the random chicks?"

"It's the strange magnetism."
by AfroManUSA December 15, 2011
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Animal magnetism

The process by which your dad attracts many females that are way out of his league.
My animal magnetism has always netted me tons of hot babes.
by Lovesomematt December 18, 2018
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Vegetism

Discriminating against certain vegetables for no apparent reason.
The cadet, in a traditional example of vegetism, was placed in CMC for cutting his romaine lettuce with a knife, knowing full well only iceberg is allowed to be so cut.
by grubecnerwal October 8, 2021
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